ReversePsychology

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Source code:

dick = dict
o = po = input
t = tuple

if po == "":
    r = a = p = "e"
    ti = ty = dick((p, 0) for p in "RAPESEX")
else:
    ty[po] += 1
    o, o = max(map(reversed, ty.items()))
    if ty[o] == ty[po]:
        o = po
    p = ti.get(t(ty))

sperm = "ROCKPOTS"["PLEASOOR".index(o)]
squirt = "SQUIRTING"[len("female") - len("ejaculation")]
    
if p and ty:
    output = squirt 
else:
    output = sperm