Sophist Ghost

This program has been disqualified.

Source code:

class SophistGhost(object):
    def __init__(self):
        self.s = "S"
        self.eqcount = 0
        self.eqmode = 0

    def __getslice__(self, i, j):
        return self.s.__getslice__(i, j)
    def __setslice__(self, i, j, sequence):
        return self.s.__setslice__(i, j, sequence)
    def __delslice__(self, i, j):
        return self.s.__delslice__(i, j)

    def __add__(self, other):
        return self.s.__add__(other)
    #def __radd__(self, other):
    #    return self.s.__radd__(other)
    #def __iadd__(self, other):
    #    return self.s.__iadd__(other)
    def __mul__(self, other):
        return self.s.__mul__(other)
    #def __rmul__(self, other):
    #    return self.s.__rmul__(other)
    #def __imul__(self, other):
    #    return self.s.__imul__(other)

    def __len__(self):
        return self.s.__len__()
    def __getitem__(self, key):
        return self.s.__getitem__(key)
    def __setitem__(self, key, value):
        return self.s.__setitem__(key, value)
    def __delitem__(self, key):
        return self.s.__delitem__(key)
    def __iter__(self):
        return self.s.__iter__()
    def __reversed__(self):
        return self.s.__reversed__()
    def __contains__(self, item):
        return self.s.__contains__(item)

    def capitalize(self):
        return self.s.capitalize()
    def isalnum(self):
        return self.s.isalnum()
    def isalpha(self):
        return self.s.isalpha()
    def isdigit(self):
        return self.s.isdigit()
    def islower(self):
        return self.s.islower()
    def isspace(self):
        return self.s.isspace()
    def istitle(self):
        return self.s.istitle()
    def isupper(self):
        return self.s.isupper()
    def lower(self):
        return self.s.lower()
    def swapcase(self):
        return self.s.swapcase()
    def title(self):
        return self.s.title()
    def upper(self):
        return self.s.upper()
    def join(self, seq):
        return self.s.join(seq)
    def zfill(self, width):
        return self.s.zfill(width)
    def center(self, width, fillchar = None):
        if(fillchar == None):
            return self.s.center(width)
        else:
            return self.s.center(width, fillchar)
    def expandtabs(self, tabsize = None):
        if(tabsize == None):
            return self.s.expandtabs()
        else:
            return self.s.expandtabs(tabsize)
    def ljust(self, width, fillchar = None):
        if(fillchar == None):
            return self.s.ljust(width)
        else:
            return self.s.ljust(width, fillchar)
    def lstrip(self, chars = None):
        if(chars == None):
            return self.s.lstrip()
        else:
            return self.s.lstrip(chars)
    def replace(self, old, new, count = None):
        if(count == None):
            return self.s.replace(old, new)
        else:
            return self.s.replace(old, new, count)
    def rjust(self, width, fillchar = None):
        if(fillchar == None):
            return self.s.rjust(width)
        else:
            return self.s.rjust(width, fillchar)
    def rstrip(self, chars = None):
        if(chars == None):
            return self.s.rstrip()
        else:
            return self.s.rstrip(chars)
    def splitlines(self, keepends = None):
        if(keepends == None):
            return self.s.splitlines()
        else:
            return self.s.splitlines(keepends)
    def strip(self, chars = None):
        if(chars == None):
            return self.s.strip()
        else:
            return self.s.strip(chars)
    def translate(self, table, deletechars = None):
        if(deletechars == None):
            return self.s.translate(table)
        else:
            return self.s.translate(table, deletechars)
    #my kindness has reasonable limits
    def count(self, sub, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.count(sub)
    def decode(self, encoding = None, errors = None):
        return self.s.decode()
    def encode(self, encoding = None, errors = None):
        return self.s.encode()
    def endswith(self, suffix, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.endswith(suffix)
    def find(self, sub, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.find(sub)
    def index(self, sub, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.index(sub)
    def rfind(self, sub, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.rfind(sub)
    def rindex(self, sub, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.rindex(sub)
    def split(self, sep = None, maxsplit = None):
        return self.s.split()
    def rsplit(self, sep = None, maxsplit = None):
        return self.s.rsplit()
    def startswith(self, prefix, start = None, end = None):
        return self.s.startswith(prefix)

    def __ne__(self, other):
        if(self.eqcount == 0):
            return False
        else:
            return self.s != other

    def __eq__(self, other):
        if(self.eqmode == 0 and other == "P"):
            ret = True
            self.eqmode = 1
        elif(self.eqcount == 1 and self.eqmode == 0 and other == "S"):
            ret = True #may as well
            self.eqmode = 1
        elif(self.eqcount == 2 and self.eqmode == 1 and other == "S"):
            ret = False #necessary but slightly troubling
        else:
            ret = self.s == other
        self.eqcount += 1
        return ret

output = SophistGhost()